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So, I was at a small donut shop today. The bathroom was the kind that I think most of us hate. A "single seater" as I call it. People were going to come in after me. I did my thing and wouldn't you know it, I went to flush and...nothing happened. I thought about taking the lid off the tank but looked for a plunger instead, with no luck. The problem was the toilet, the chain on the plunger must've broken after the person before me. Then there was no water in the tank! So embarrassing!!!! I just walked quickly out, told my husband we needed to go and made a break for it. Won't be going back there, EVER!
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Have no fear, I doubt anyone can top my embarrassing event that became the deciding factor to chop out the colon.

I took the wife and kids to a small carnival that comes every year to our town. My oldest daughter age 12 needed to use the bathroom, a good idea I thought as I probably needed to go as well. We walked out and saw the yucky portapotties. Thankfully, Publix the supermarket was across the field.

We decided that looked like a better option. What a long walk as I clenched the entire way there only to find the men's stall occupied. Waiting for the gentleman to hurry up I partially went in my pants. My daughter comes out of the women's room and I asked her it anyone was in there? She said no but why?

I Bee-lined it into the room and finished and tried to clean up as best I could. Multiple women came in and used other stalls. I waited until there was no traffic and got out ASAP.

So the embarrassment I'll always have and the same for my daughter will be with us for life.

I think it is safe to return to your establishment!

But for me, that Publix probably has a CCTV picture of me as a predator hiding in women's bathrooms.

Frowner

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