1st) im sure some of you figured this out but for us newbies, when you get the urge to pass gas and cant seem to get it out do not sit on the toilet right away. next to the toilet in a clean bathroom of course get on all 4s with forehead on floor and butt up high, after a bit get up quickly and sit on the toilet and release.
2nd) this is good if you dont own or have access to a bidet. fill a bottle with tap water and right after you go gently wipe once with a baby wipe or soft tissue then take your strong hand and put between your legs under your butt hole and cup it while pouring water with your other hand in your cupped hand and rinse the acid from hell from your butt. you need paper towel to dry your hand or a couple towels you launder daily.
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