I was just watching this Seth Rogen comedy "This Is The End", in which Seth Rogen, playing himself, gets into an argument with Jay Baruchel, also playing himself, over the proper number of bowel movements one should have in a day. And Seth Rogen, who is doing a colon cleanse, argues that the proper number is 6 BMs per day while Jay Baruchel argues the proper number is 2 BMs per day. And of course this is for coloned people.
Who is right? And if Rogen is right that the proper number is 6 BMs per day for the coloned person, then what is the proper number for J Pouchers? Is there a mathematical formula that can be used, like, if 6 for coloned people, then multiply by 1.5 if you have a J Pouch?
I never actually thought about this issue of what the PROPER number is as opposed to the desired number. We all would like to go less, but maybe we actually go just enough?
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