I love my bidet

My husband bought me a bidet for my birthday two weeks ago. I think it was the most romantic gift I have ever received.

So while I cannot marry the bidet, it has been a happy addition to our marriage (happy wife, happy life)!

Which bidets are you happy with? I bought the coco bidet seat and do not like it. When I have butt burn the water hurts no matter how low I set the water pressure. Is there possibly something wrong with mine? I was also alarmed to learn the dryer uses infrared waves. More exposure to cancerous elements was not something I was expecting. Do all bidet seats use infrared waves? The bidets I grew up with just had hot and cold running water. Maybe I should just switch to one of those.

I use one with just cold water, no bells and whistles, although bells and whistles would be fun. I occasionally use my blow dryer to dry things off completely (cool setting), otherwise just TP pats.

I've never had problems with the pressure, unless I accidentally turn the control the wrong direction. Got mine on amazon for, I think it was around $70, easy to hook up.

Mines the coco. I don't mind the pressure, but I can see if you are in tons of pain how that might be an issue. And I didn't know about the dryer and eh, I don't rally care. I worry enough about my health, a blow dried butt every now and again isn't going to stop me. I don't use the dryer often anyway.

My coco bidet not only allows different pressure settings but alternative spray settings too. One of the settings provides a very gentle spray - which is what I used early on when my rear end was ultra sensitive (now I could use a power washer back there without issue). I wish I could provide more details, but I am out of town at present and don't have access to my bidet or manual.

Regarding the infrared rays, that just means the bidet has a heating element built in. In other words a blow dryer. I'm not aware of any health concerns associated with their use.

Mine also has a child setting which feel like a trickle on you.

I tell ya, to me, there's nothing better than warm water spraying your sore behind. For me, the more pressure the better, as the kind of pain from the spray numbs the butt pain.

I am still having a hard time seeing how it works. You have to eliminate in the toilet first, right? So, do you have to wipe so you don't drip on the way over to the bidet? And what if you have to go while on the bidet? And not to get into TMI, but what about the messy, sticky, hard-to-remove stuff? I mean, sometimes the area I have to wash off is much bigger than a little stream of water would even begin to touch!

I wish there was somewhere one could go to try out a bidet before investing. I have seen all the demos on YouTube, but they just show a little fountain spraying up out of a toilet seat . . . not how it will actually work on a messy behind!

Can anyone help enlighten me?

The bidet seat fits on a reg toilet. You go. You hit the button after you are done, and a metal wand comes out from the back, and sprays out of the wand. The wand is not completely under you, the spray is diagonal from the back, aimed at your butt.
There's no moving. Sit, go, spray, dry. I pat myself dry before using the dryer, as the dryer isn't super strong.
If I had a way to politely video, I would. Maybe if I wear a bathing suit? And not actually go, obviously!
The spray is strong. It has like 5 strength settings. It also has a pulse setting and another one that's stronger. It would clean you as well as any shower head.