Am writing this to respond to Jamie but also to share with anyone else who may have to part with their j-pouch. Jamie, the Barbie Butt info is in the 5th paragraph.
I had a J-pouch that served me well for 29 yrs. No symptoms, 5 movements/day. No meds. Then had a few scopes by different docs over a couple of years to track low and high grade dysplasia which was appearing on biopsies. There was also some backwash ileitis at the pouch inlet. The docs were getting increasingly uneasy with leaving my j-pouch in. I consulted with surgeons, GI docs and endoscopists, almost all of whom advised removal of the pouch. One surgeon advised continued monitoring with more scopes.
I had enough scopes and was worrying with each wondering if this would be the time cancer was found. Not willing to go there. Time to get up some nerve and bite the bullet.
I had the pouch removed in mid-April at UCSF by Dr. Mhadulika Varma. Every nurse was amazing. The brand new hospital had wall-sized windows overlooking San Francisco Bay. Dr. Varma was superb. Can't say enough good things about her and this terrific hospital (and excellent food choices!!).
Here's the part for you, Jamie. I was expected to be in the hospital for 4-5 days after removal of j-pouch, anus, rectum (Barbie butt). However, I got the dreaded ileus, which lasted 9 days, so was hospitalized for a total of two weeks.
Was given no morphine or opioids of any kind, yet had no pain aside from a dull ache when I sat on my behind. They used Tylenol, Gabapentin and possibly I.V. NSAIDS (the NSAIDS only for a couple of days after surgery). I was walking the halls for 1/2 hr. at a time. No pain. Only slight oozing of a few drops of blood from the butt area which was absorbed with a tiny gauze patch. Had a tiny pouch collecting some internal fluids. The NG tube was more bothersome than any part of the surgery. Sent home with plain Tylenol & Gabapentin for two weeks. Didn't need either one.
Upon arriving home, I felt like I never had surgery. Had to sit on a waffle cushion for a couple of weeks, but there was only a dull ache from the butt wound. My surgeon used dissolving sutures so those didn't need to be removed after 10 days. This was a big plus!! In addition, my surgery was done laparoscopically and that wound was glued shut. No stitches. I was walking 9+ blocks the first few days and went grocery shopping within 4 days.
I was absolutely amazed at my very quick & easy recovery. I was scared out of my wits at the prospect of having this operation, but knew it was necessary. Looking back, I wish I had it done sooner.
Here is an idea that has occurred to me re. how I flew through this surgery. My vitamin D level is in the 50-60 range. Am thinking that this high level actually aided my recovery significantly. If I were you, I would have my D level checked and then start supplementing to give your level up there. I take 4,000 IU daily plus whatever is in my Citracal tablets. Am going to do some research on Vitamin D to see if it did influence my passage through this major surgery.
As for the stoma set-up, I don't even know I'm wearing a pouch until it's time to empty it. It is no bother and it's not visible to others. And still no meds!!
Jamie, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask--or anyone else for that matter. This was my experience, but don't know if it's typical. You will feel terrific when you have this taken care of. No more pain or discomfort.
Scott, maybe you or Jan might be able to comment on the power of Vitamin D.
Rose