Well, not really but its an issue I have!
I cant pass gas sitting up. Ever since my j-pouch surgery 11 years ago, I haven't been able to do it. I always have to be laying down, or sitting on the toilet for a little bit.
This is fine at home. Go to our bedroom and let er rip. However, when I'm away from home, this is a problem, and causes me quite a bit of pain. At work, I have my own office, but its nearly never empty. I always have people in my office, and I cannot kick them out, not even worth suggesting, I cannot. And I get performance anxiety in our office bathroom, as it is so busy, there's virtually no time to be alone, unless you camp out for a half hour waiting.
At friend's houses, I have the same issue. Cant just go to someones room and toot on their bed. I have on occasion laid down in their bathroom and relieved it, but again, not convenient.
Does anyone have any suggestions? Please don't tell me I'm the only one with this problem!
I cant pass gas sitting up. Ever since my j-pouch surgery 11 years ago, I haven't been able to do it. I always have to be laying down, or sitting on the toilet for a little bit.
This is fine at home. Go to our bedroom and let er rip. However, when I'm away from home, this is a problem, and causes me quite a bit of pain. At work, I have my own office, but its nearly never empty. I always have people in my office, and I cannot kick them out, not even worth suggesting, I cannot. And I get performance anxiety in our office bathroom, as it is so busy, there's virtually no time to be alone, unless you camp out for a half hour waiting.
At friend's houses, I have the same issue. Cant just go to someones room and toot on their bed. I have on occasion laid down in their bathroom and relieved it, but again, not convenient.
Does anyone have any suggestions? Please don't tell me I'm the only one with this problem!