Ha! Some people never learn...

17+ years, and I never, ever, fart without being on the toilet (except by accident- like a sneeze or cough).

Jan

LOL, but so sorry, too.

Thank The Lord you were home but if we can't laugh we have nothing! Lol we've all been there

I also never fart on purpose without some plumbing under me. When it happens by accident and it's okay I feel like I got away with something - a guilty pleasure!

I think that's called a shart! My iPad spellcheck doesn't like that word.

Jeff

This post made my day!

So funny how we all are, at one point or another thinking and or going through the same thing!

Yes you made me smile and lately its hard to do that! This same thing happened to me this morning. Usually laying on my side Im safe to go ahead and release it, but something horrible went wrong!! Lol thank you for the laugh

Heidi

The title of your post drew me in. What a hoot! Thanks for the laugh.

Like so many other much more pleasant things- however much the temptation just do not do it! ( that is fart) Or as others have said- only with suitable plumbing underneath. I too wish I could fart but clench clench clench............... One good thing is that all the sphincter exercise should really helps maintain continence? Silver linings?

uh oh. I've been lucky but it wasn't me trusting them. It just happened. And it's only been 3 weeks. I have a long away to go to have many accidents.

You are right, I never push, it just happens! Lol.

I can remember my first, it happened in the hospital. I had complications, so I was there almost 20 days. But when it finally did happen, a male Chinese nurse was at the computer LOL he turned and looked at me with a bug smoke.. was that you, he said... Yes!! We both cheered hahaha

3 weeks post takedown and Im farting like I use to. but I will admit I had one sneeker this week, wasent big, but yuck.