ok, help here please ..... how in the hell do you make yourself fart more???
i have way more gas inside me than wants to come out.
i go to the can and push... squirt squirt squirt.... wait... push... push... squirt.... fart... silence....
where are the rest of my farts?
how do i get them outta me?
i look 4 months pregnant with gas and i can barely move it's so painful.
i am 1 week post takedown and was in hospital 6 days due to sleepy bowels. i finally pooped on day 4. since that very first poop i have had to actually push and try to poo. it doesn't just flow out or act like diarrhea at all (except that it is pure liquid). i have to push. every time.
even now on day 7, if i feel a twinge in my butt like i have to go to the toilet, i can actually ignore and sit there for ages and then not have to go. i can feel some in there but it's not urgent or burny or anything. then i realize hours later that i should probably go to the bathroom now and then i go and have to push.
is this normal? is this okay? am i going to break something if i push?
and why are farts so very hard to come by.
also, how odd is it to poo now? it's happening and i'm pushing but it doesn't feel like me or my normal bum doing the job. so strange. no butt burn either so i'm happy about that.
no accidents. no issues with urgency.
i actually feel sometimes like i should go to the bathroom more and make something happen after hearing all the talk.
am i doing it wrong?
or is it just all over the place weirdness from here on out?
cheers
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