MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHAO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!
PPBS-Pouch popped bring spare!
HNTP-Help no toilet paper
DBB-Damn butt burn
LIPBBH-Locked in public bathroom bring help
Sharon
ps, add your own!