There are a lot of local friends checking in on me since I have a pouch repair surgery in a week, but some stuff, one doesn't share...

I just had to tell someone..

I'm not comfortable all day. I had a pelvic drain put in to keep things clean in preparation for surgery. It's swollen and sore. I'm on percosets.

Maybe it's gas, so I take a bath to relax, and lie down on my stomach to let it dry before putting the bandage back on... I feel some gas..

Pouch people know how to get rid of gas, point up! So I feel it coming, and instead the drain farts! First I thought one little bubble, then another, and pretty soon, I'm lying here for 10 minutes ripping away..

Freaky, but funny!