A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally
drunk, when he comes upon a preacher
baptising people in the river.


He proceeds to walk into the water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher...

The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk,

'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'


So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.


He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him
into the water again for a little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't
found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end
and dunks the drunk inthe water again ---
but this time holds him down for about
30 seconds and when he begins kicking
his arms and legs he pulls
him up. The preacher again asks the
drunk, 'For the love of God have you
found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his
breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Jim E,

good one