When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section
And purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson; Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
A table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the
Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS

Ewwww! Yeah, my job is looking pretty good now!
Thanks for the laugh.

LOL!!!

Hey now, they pay me very well thank you. And it doesnt hurt that much, jeesh....

Nice, Derek; that was a funny response.

to think of it I ve never seen a rectal thermometer!,,LOL

Good laugh, thanks for sharing!

Rick

I dnt think ill eva av a bad day at work again! lol!! thanx 4 sharing it, im sure il learn 2 be more positive in my work place.(hopefully!) take care, and by the way u r veri pretty! love hedkandi x

thanks Hedkandi!
I am home today ahving cought some stomach bug last night which had caused vomiting and wattery output all night!..totally exhausted and dehydrated now. But at least not throwing up anymore.

I`d hate to be the quality control person at Johnson and Johnson!

They must get hazardous pay...

That one was PRICELESS!!