So Rocky 4 was on a few weeks ago, and that got all the old songs from that movie going through my head.

Let me preface by saying, I'm a big kid, but when I'm bored sometimes I make up lyrics to whatever song I may be listening to or is going through my head.

Anyway, I was having particularily bad butt burn as I am not that far out from take down and the song "Hearts on Fire" from Rocky 4 was fresh in my head.

Below are the lyrics for this song, replace word "hearts" with "butts" and hopefull you'll get as much laughter out of this as I did.

Silent darkness creeps into your soul
and removes the light of self-control
the cave that holds you captive has no doors
burnin' with determination
to even up the score

Chorus:
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near

time will not allow you to stand still, no
silence breaks the heart and bends the will
and things that give deep passions are your sword
rules and regulations have no meaning anymore

hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth is here
is here

hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
(repeat 2x)

In that NYT article that someone posted today, the guys said he sings Lola by Kinks...only replaces Lola with Stoma.