Does anyone else get stage fright in a public restroom??? LOL My wife thinks Im silly but seriously I cant go unless no one is in there

LOL you aren't crazy! I HATE using public restrooms, but don't have the luxury of waiting to get home sometimes.

I read your post and went searching for a story I read once about ways to hide loud bathroom activity in public stalls. I couldn't find it, but it was FUNNY! It went on and on about the ways to be a bit more discrete when using public restrooms - faking coughs, flushing over and over, etc.

If I ever see it again, I'll post it to the boards.

The thread was on this board, called How to poop at work. Truly hilarious! Look it up on search and have a good laugh

I used to be exactly like that until this all came to a head. Now when I have to go in public, it is obviously because I have to go bad so in all honesty I go loud and proud! I get it all out and walk out with a big sigh of relief! No one has EVER even looked at me funny in 5 years. If they did I'd have no problem lifting my shirt and showing them my zipper belly and simply saying, "I have no colon." U.C. and colon removal is not funny, and when you gotta go...you gotta go!

Hi everyone - public toilets are usually no problem because I normally need to go quite badly to use one in the first place and I'll probably never see anyone I meet again.

It's going at work that makes me seize up! Strangers are ok but colleagues that you see every day but don't particularly want to share your private life with make it very embarrassing when all h*ll breaks loose! (In the good ol' days, B.U.C., it was bad enough waiting to hear who was going to pee first...!)