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Saw this one over the weekend. I vaguely think I may have heard it before, but in case it hasn't been mentioned:

"I'm speeding because I have to poop real bad!"

Should be on all our cars. Google and you can find the bumper sticker to order Smiler


"...it came to pass..." - I Thess. 3:4b (NASB)

UC diagnosis age 12. Step 1 Feb. 2006. Step 2 July, 2006. Step 3 Oct. 2006. Hernia repair Nov. 2006. Adhesion lysis Oct. 2007.
 
Posts: 1579 | Location: Kansas City, MO | Registered: October 23, 2006Report This Post
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totally made my day!!!!i gotta find this and put it on my car!!lol


UC (didn't know I had it)
4-24-09 Emergency Colectomy
7-15-09 J-pouch
8-19-09 Takedown
 
Posts: 97 | Location: north carolina | Registered: November 30, 2009Report This Post
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I would love that one too. I got a speeding ticket when my UC was really kicking it. I explained to the officer that I had UC. He just laughed, and said I was the 2nd one today with having to poop excuse. I asked him if I could sit in HIS car while he wrote my ticket. It was not a good day!
 
Posts: 15 | Location: Kokomo, IN | Registered: December 31, 2009Report This Post
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here's the web site for the bumper sticker

http://www.zazzle.com

then just type in the phrase


Keep Smiling,
Jim
 
Posts: 95 | Location: Chicago, IL.. USA | Registered: March 12, 2007Report This Post
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Loser, if you went to court, did you explain that to the judge?


Diagnosed with UC at age 12, 1993
Complete collectomy in 1995 at age 14, four-step process due to complications.
Hit by car at 19 (2000), resulting in ruptured pouch.
Pouch repaired at 23 (2004).
Diagnosed infertile, bi-lateral blockage at 24 (2003).
IVF in 2008 and 2009
Had our miracle-daughter December 3, 2009, in a home-birth, and I'd do it again!!

Don't give up!!
 
Posts: 135 | Location: California | Registered: August 18, 2009Report This Post
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