Its about 2:30AM right now, on tuesday morning, I have been home from the hospital for less then a day after my Take Down. At 2AM or so I felt the urge to use the bathroom, to void the bowels as they say. So I Head to the toilet, and sit down for one of the first 20 or so poops I have been able to have now that all my surgerys are complete. Not to go into graphic detail but as I am finishing up, i hear a rustling noice, so I look up and see THE BIGGEST BAT EVER. Naturaly at this point I scream like a little girl and ake of running while flailing my arms (standard get away from bat procedure). The Bat choses to follow me, so its a race at this point, I get down a flight of stairs and start tword the door to the basment, then, recalling a movie I hit the deck, just stop dead in my tracks, and let him fly right by. Luckly the plan worked, he flew intot he basment and I closed the door. Finally like any sensable man in his early twentys would do made his father kill it.

p.s I am still scared someone hold me

LOL!!!

I've had my fair share of bat experiences but never while in the bathroom.

Hope you haven't been tramized too much.

Did ya at least get a chance to get your drawers up before taking "flight".
(I hate bats too)

Wow! Bats could be even more scary than moths I'm thinking.......

Yep - I'm visualizing a drawers down, butt exposed, arms flailing, eyes bulging, girlie screaming hitting of the deck.

Did your (brave) father take the bat in for rabies testing?

kathy

I can't stop laughing about that post!!! My sister and my best friend share and apartment and they had a bat too!! They made my friends dad come over at 3am to get it!! Dads rule at bat patrol....

Now you see, being an animal lover of the first order, I'd like to say I'd never kill a bat.

However, that would be a fat lie because I'm sure if a bat swooped overhead while I was innocently enthroned on the loo, I'd do the same thing as you!! It would be very undignified and I'm sure all my principles would disappear. Wishing you many bat-free "private moments" in the future.

That was a visual that really made me laugh!! It would probably give me a bad case of "potty paranoia".

WAIT.....did the bat come OUT of the toilet?!?!!

I check the toilet every time because when I was younger, I was watching a show and they were talking about a woman who sat down on a toilet seat and was bitten by a deadly spider. Seriously, I'm traumatized.

to answer some questions,

•I pulled my boxers up but ended up leaving a streak in them.

•The bat was killed, put in a zip lock bad and thrown in the trash, not tested for anything.

•If the bat had came out of the toilet when i was sitting on it I would be heading back in to get a perm illeo I think, I couldnt take that, it was resting across the room I think on this book shelf type thing we use to hold bath towls.

•My current stragity is to flick the lights on and off a couple time and cough loudly when entering the bathroom. This will probally last a couple more days

So, was it one of those little brown bats or one of those big two pound black bats that grow bigger than a robin?

That was hilarious dude.
If you were Bruce Wayne and you did that, you'd be known as Buttman and not Batman!
Can't stop laughing whenever I think about it!
Crazy bat!