After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, '
said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the sharpest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me...'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'


'2'


'3'


'4'


'5'



At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee , Kentucky
, Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West
Virginia .....and Washington DC .

Damn you! I laughed so hard I just hurt myself! Still in pain after gall surgery. This is a good one though!!!