man, people with colons really suck!

there is nothing I hate more than going into a public restroom to take a dump and sitting next to a COLONizer. those guys absolutely stink up the entire place and it is unbearable! i recall, when i had a colon, i would just cover my nose with my shirt but now i am unable to do that because i use my hands to push against my stomach as i go. i will buy one of those masks that cover the nose and mouth to wear from now on in these occasions because i have had enough!

Funny!

When my JP was connected I'd always get them back with a good old JP explosion. It wouldn't smell as bad but the shear sound would strike fear and everyone would scurry out of the bathroom in a hurry!

After I strain to get the poo out which is 100% of the time I let out a pretty audible sigh and it sounds like I am making love in the toilet,I bet who ever is sitting next to me wonders what the heck is going on in my stall!lol.